Mount Laughmore
Humor Writing Portfolio - Take My Wife Please
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Take My Wife Please.
| Henny Youngman's
"Take my wife please!" Same joke, but done by other comics - Rodney Dangerfield - "Please take my wife!" Joan Rivers - "Take my husband please!" Jerry Seinfeld - "I wish someone would take my wife!" Carrot Top - "Call 1-800-Tak-Wife" Jay Leno - "Please, nobody take my wife!" David Letterman - "Would somebody please tell me what a wife is!" David Attell - "Give me some Nightowl please. My wife's an insomniac!" Ellen DeGeneres - "Take my companion please!" Steven Wright - "You can only marry a wife." Mel Tillis (I know he's not a comic, but he could be) - "Take Take my my wife wife please please please please please please!" Arnold Swartzeneggar (I know he's not a comic, but he could be) - "Please allowsed me to squeezed dat bottoms of yours please!" Elizabeth Taylors' husbands - "My wife took me for everything I had." Jessica Simpson's husband (I know he's not a comic, but he could be) - "Take my wife please. She can't do anything. She can't cook, clean or do laundry! What good is she?" Jim Bakker (I know he's not a comic, but he could be) - "Lord, take my wife please!" Ray Charles (I know he's not a comic, but he could be) - "Do you see my wife over there? Take her please!" Polygamist comic husband in Utah - "Take my wives please!" Gallagher - "Please knock some sense into my wife with this Sledge-a-matic!" Allan King - "I had a wife. Someone took her for a ride!" Buster Keaton - " !" The Three Stooges - "What are you? Some kind of wise gal or something? Please take us!" |
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by Kramer
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