Mount Laughmore
Humor Writing Portfolio - Mt. Rushmore - Talking Heads
Here is some original humor I wrote for the Yahoo! Group: Laugh Lover's.
This writing is about Mt. Rushmore - Talking Heads.
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KRAMER'S A PREZ HEAD ON RUSHMORE OR LESS - This should be a fun game for me because I was born and raised in South Dakota and I too, have a hard head. I got BOULDER and thought of quite a few of these which makes it look like I really am off my ROCKer. GRANITE, nobody's perfect! A prez head on Rushmore: "You guys are all a bunch of rockheads!" A prez head on Rushmore: "You're all so damn stone-faced. Look alive!" Lincoln's head on Rushmore: "Hey Prez Roosevelt? How come you're not a coin or nothin'?" Roosevelt's head on Rushmore: "I wish someone would sandblast this zit off my face." A prez head on Rushmore: "Good thing they stopped at our heads! Ain't no mountain tall enough." A prez head on Rushmore: "I understand the guys who made us had a real blast working here." A prez head on Rushmore: "If we ever have an earthquake, some heads are gonna' roll!" A prez head on Rushmore: "My favorite movie is Rocky. What's yours?" A prez head on Rushmore to Washington: "Is that a twig on your wig?" A prez head on Rushmore: "Hey man, you know what? It's like I've got the munchies. Is this what it's like to be stoned all the time?!?" A prez head on Rushmore: "I just can't face those people in Wyoming!" A prez head on Rushmore: "Granite, we're not all we're cracked up to be!" A prez head on Rushmore: "I'm so glad they decided not to put Clinton's head up here. Another prez head on Rushmore: "Which head?" A prez head on Rushmore: "Is that a boulder coming out of your nose?" A prez head on Rushmore: "I like my drink on the rocks!" A prez head on Rushmore: "Fred Flintstone sucks!" A prez head on Rushmore attempting to make a private joke: "Between us, we've got four foreheads. LOL!" A prez head on Rushmore: "So guys, what's on our slate today?" A prez head on Rushmore: "My mother always told me I was hard-headed!" A prez head on Rushmore: "I want to have an operation! I don't like being conjoined at the head with you guys any more." Jefferson's head on Rushmore: "My favorite movie star was Rock Hudson." A prez head on Rushmore: "I am like between a rock and a hard place!" A prez head on Rushmore: "Kramer used to live around here somewhere. I wonder why we haven't seen him lately? He must be making mountains out of molehills. I think I heard he was drawing cartoons and attempting to sell them, but nobody is buying. It's probably the economy stupid!" |
Mount Laughmore
by Kramer
©2010
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