Hmmmmmm... Let's see... Hapless huh...

Meet Tom, a deaf-mute bird watcher who knows no sign language, but still
manages to give people the bird.

Meet Brenda, a faith-heeling ballerina who dances on her heels and prays
because she is pigeon-toed and needs all the heeling she can get.

Meet Melvin, an oh-so-only, lonely barber without a quartet because he
doesn't have a shop to stand in and can't cut a note if he tried.

Meet Henry, a misguided guitar player, who pics on everything, but his
guitar.

Meet Sally, a beautiful nurse, who is stuck on a guy, who she met with a
needle.

Meet Rhonda, an atypically dumb drag queen in disguise, whose real name is
Ron Duh.

Meet Patty, a social worker who is anti-social.

Meet Barney, an independently wealthy can recycler, who now collects garbage
as a hobby, but still lives at home with his white trash parents.

Meet Harold, an over-focused racecar driver, who constantly turns left
looking for Mrs. Right.

Meet Randy, a studious student as he reads his book from covers to covers,
all the while moving from bed to bed.

Meet Debbie, a math major who has major problems with math.

Meet Ricky, a master juggler who accidently killed his juggling partner when
he went for the juggling juggler's jugular.

Meet Tammy, a forelorn country singer, who sings naked in the shower, but
finds Mr. Microphone won't leave her alone.